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Wombat Dreaming



Jackie's October message continued . . .

              Phredde and the Leopardskin Librarian is out and there are tiny wombat droppings on the back steps!

              To deal with the most important news first- it looks like Mothball must have had a baby in her pouch- the droppings are real baby wombat scats, all brown and tiny. There's no sign of either Mothball or her baby though- Mothball moved down to the hole under the giant avocado tree a few months ago- I think the hammering above her hole for our new room disturbed her sleep.

              She probably just brought her baby up to point out the back door: see, that's where carrots come from as long as you bash up the garbage bin for long enough. Oh, and make sure you keep the back doormat under control too.

              Meanwhile Bryan had made a nice cement path to her old hole, and a neat stone wall leading away from it. Actually it's for us to, but as we had to leave a gap in the wall for her hole, and a detour in the path for the same reason, it looks like she has the fanciest wombat hhole entrance in the universe.

              Baby wombats spend a month or so sometimes in the pouch and sometimes out- some babies stay there for so long their legs and head won't both fit in at the same time,  and the pouch drags along the ground. I think Mothball's baby is too small yet to spend much time outside, except in their hole- it may well be mostly out of the pouch there, but still sleeping close to Mothball- on her head or back or side- Mum wombats make good mattresses.

Books

              And yes, Phredde is out! Phredde number 5 anyway, with a new look and a fanastic cover. All the other Phredde books are going to be redone next year, with new covers by Mitch, who draws the most perfect Phredde's. Bruce is pretty incredible too. If you've ever wondered what a prince looks like after he's decided to be a frog instead, take a look at Mitch's drawings!

              Diary of a Wombat will be out on the 1st of November. I've finally seen a copy and it's even funnier than the proofs. (And yes, that is me and Bryan on a  couple of pages! And Rory and Emily too!)

              I've spent the last month finishing Valley of Gold- a history of this valley and it's gold, which sounds boring, I know, but it's really stories about gold and..nope, you'll just have to trust me. it ISN"t boring! The book will be out in March next year..I think. maybe it's April..the first half of the year, anyway!

In the Garden
              Asparagus asparagus asparagus...I ate about a kilo and a half of asparagus yesterday- I'm not kidding. it was the first asparagus pig out of the season, and it was wonderful.

              The asparagus is late this year because of the drought- tthe ground is a bit like concrete and asparagus doesn't grow well in concrete.

              But there are still oranges mandarins lemons limes avocadoes cumquats calamondins grapefruit macadmia nuts pecans and the first tiny white Alpine strawberry, which looked like dirty cotton wool and tasted 1,000 times more strawberry like than any berry in the supermarket!

              At least the trees and garden are thicky mulched, so with luck they'll survive till it rains again...sometime.

              It's very difficult not to spend all day just planting at this time of year- Spring really does seem to sing 'plant plant plant' at you. But i've just sown small amounts this year, of the things we like most- 3 types of corn, celery, parsley,  and a few tomatoes (seven varieties) and cucumbers and four types of carrots and beetroot and silver beet and many coloured chard and three sorts of lettuce and three varieties of zuchinni, and eight varieties of beans and...well, it's not much compared to what I usually plant anyway.

              And it means I can still mooch around the garden before breakfast seeing what's come up..no beans yet- maybe tomorrow- but the burdock and amaranth are doing well, and the zuchinni have new leaves every morning and there is even a flower on one of the tomatoes.

What to plant
Veg

              Cold: potatoes, spring onions, peas, snow peas, spinach, silver beet, turnips, lettuce, beetroot, rhubarb, potatoes, Chinese cabbage, bok choi, celery, artichoke, asparagus, burdock,  cabbage,  collards, celeriac, kale, parsnip, mustard, radish, salsify, swede.

              Temperate and sub-tropical: artichoke, asparagus beans, basil, beetroot, carrots, celery, Chinese cabbage, celeriac, cucumber, eggplant, gourds, corn, lettuce, silver beet, spring onions, rhubarb, parsnips, tomatoes, zucchini, capsicum, chilli, radish, pumpkin, rosellas, salsify, sweet potato, parsnip, mustard, melons.

              Tropical:  artichoke, asparagus, basil, beans, climbing snake bean, corn, chia, capsicum, rosellas, sweet potato in well drained areas, radish,  zucchini, pumpkin, gourds and melons where they'll mature before summer humidity zaps them.

              Flowers: Just about everything!  I prefer flowers that will bloom all summer through, like petunias, pansies, impatiens, alyssum with a few giant sunflowers just to show off and some not so giant ones for picking.

A Pick It and Leave It Garden Bed
              My father has a sure fire racing system. Every year when he tots up his winnings he's ahead- $100, $200 a year even...

              Of course he reckons it takes him approx 50 days work to make that $100. But what the heck...he enjoys it.

              The same goes for vegie gardening, but with knobs on. That tatty slug eaten lettuce you so proudly haul out of the mulch probably costs you about $10 if you count all the work that goes into it, plus the sixteen punnets that turned into slime or were bitter before you got a successful crop. But what the heck...it's fun..if you're that way inclined.

              Gardens are like washing up. if you do it after very meal, it's child's play. If you leave it till every saucepan has a crust tough enough to build an average ten story apartment block out of, it's easier just to buy new saucepans.

              If you crave a vegie garden, but know you won't be able to water it, weed it, cosset it and mulch it every week, consider hiring someone to do it. IF the garden is looked after regularly , that lettuce will turn out to be reasonably cost effective..and you'll also have the thrill of growing your own, even if you didn't actually grow it., a bit like Lord Whosemewhatis's ancestral asparagus bed...good crop this year, eh what Jeeves. If you direct the growing, of course it's yours..

              For those who can't afford the garden version of a Jeeves for a couple of hours a week, try the following. They are plants that bear and bear and bear.

              All you have to do (but you actually have to DO it) is mulch them with either lucerne hay or one of those nice  compressed mulches you an buy at the garden centre as soon as you plant them..and apply more mulch when it's getting thin.

              These will all survive without regular watering, but bunging on a few handfuls of something good once a year or so will help their general happiness enormously.

Sorrel. Sorrel is a weed if it's growing in the cracks in your paving. If it's growing in your garden it's called French sorrel, and the leaves will be bigger and not as bitter. you can make a sorrel soup (see below), which isn't bad at all..and even better, it's one of those last minmute jobs so you can actually dash down to the garden when your visitors arrive, and return brandishing actual real home grown produce, which can be very satisfying.

leaf amaranth.
              This is a close relative  of the flower, and the flowers on this are pretty too. it's an annual you need to plant it every year- except you don't, as it reseeds itself with sometimes alarming generosity ie if there's a bare patch of soil under the gum tree it won't be bare next year, it'll have 10,00 little amaranth seedlings in it.

              Pick the young leaves; bung them in the salad. They're not actually good, but they're okay..and  home grown

Garlic chives. these really are good...plant three punnets; the clumps will get bigger and bigger every year and may even throw out a few seedlings.

              I use garlic chives chopped into everything, with the possible exception of sponge cakes and icecream.....  omlettes, stews, on top of soup or pizza...and they don't die down in winter or disappear down snail's gullets as often as normal chives do either.

Spring onions. plant; pick, and watch them multiply. Use them very finely chopped instead of onions.

Lovage. this is a herb, a sort of ancestral celery, but perennial, and you use the leaves instead of the stems.

Dandelions. No, not the skinny leafed weeds- the improved large leafed form, which with any luck your garden centre can sell you. Toss the leaves in salads. If you pick them often, you'll need to throw them a handful of food every month or so, and water at least once a week, to keep the leaves sweet and tender

Salad burnet. This is a tiny bush with hardy leaves that taste a bit like cucumber; chop them finely into a salad.

Chokoes. Okay, the choko is no longer a fashionable veg..but have you ever had tiny steamed chokes, no bigger than your thumb? They are exquisite.....
              Buy a  choko; shove it down the back of the vegie cupboard till it sputs, then plant it in a sunny spot with the sprouting bit out of the soil. Pick when they are tiny and before the tough seed inside has formed.  Just as a marrow is quiet different from a baby zuchinni, a miniature choko is a delight.

Artichokes. These grow like thistles, and are as hard to kill, because basically they ARE a thistle. Even if you don't like artichokes they look good. Pick the tiny 'choke' when it's the size of a  small fist- they become tough and prickly inside as they get older. if you forget to pick them they'll open to a blue thistle flower. Plant thenm in a sunny spot. they'll die down in winter and there'll be an even bigger clump next spring.

Jerusalem artickoes. These are almost impossible to get rid of, but at least you'll never starve, and the flowers look like tiny sunflowers. Buy some from the fruit shop; plant them at the back of the garden where they won't invade your garden beds; dig up the roots when the tops die down in autumn and bake them with their skins on. they are delicious, but don't eat too many or you'll fart for the next two days and if you REALLY pig out you won't need laxatives either.

              No matter how many you dig up there will always be tiny ones you miss- and they will grow next season.

Sorrel soup

Ingredients: 6 cups of chicken stock, 1 handful of sorrel, splash of cream optional: 2 poatoes
              Place 1 cup of chicken stock- the boxed kind- in the blender. Add a handful of sorrel leaves. (remove slugs first). Blend. Pour into a pan with another five cups of stock; simmer five minutes; remove from the heat and stir in a little cream, or not as you prefer. serve hot or cold.
              This is also good thickened with a couple of spuds; in which case simmer everything except the cream till the spuds are tender, puree, reheat, add cream, and eat.
ps If you don't have a garden at all, everything above can be grown in largish pots...including the choko, as long as you give it somewhere to climb..and warn the neighbours to beware of falling veg.

 

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